Talents and fans. Joke in English.

Two drunk women talking in a cafe.
- I have a culinary talent! You know how I cook, right?!
- Great cook! I tried it, it's delicious.
- Do you know how I sew?!
- Of course, I have same two dozen your dresses!
- I have a great husband! You know that?!
- Certainly. A hundred times tried!....

Animated joke - Talents and fans.
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