Good girls versus bad girls. Joke in English.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it!
Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines!
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better!
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls!
Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed!
Good girls say, "No!"
Bad girls say, "When?"

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Talents and fans. Joke in English.

Two drunk women talking in a cafe.
- I have a culinary talent! You know how I cook, right?!
- Great cook! I tried it, it's delicious.
- Do you know how I sew?!
- Of course, I have same two dozen your dresses!
- I have a great husband! You know that?!
- Certainly. A hundred times tried!....

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Pay raise. Joke in English.

Gordon: Good morning, Mister Lee. I have been with your firm for six years.
Lee: How time flies.
Gordon: I have never asked for a pay raise before.
Lee: You are misrepresenting the problem, Mister Gordon.
You really worked at our firm for six years. But precisely because you never asked for a pay raise.

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What color lingerie? Joke in English.

 Husband and wife sitting in a restaurant and talking
- Darling, thank you for taking care of me and buying me 10 sets of lingerier. You even got the right size. But all these sets are the same color.
- Honey, what is the problem?
- Darling, people might say I don't change my lingerie at all.
- Honey, who are these people?

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How to know the sex of flies? Joke in English.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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