суббота, 28 июля 2012 г.

Women's legs. Joke in English.

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 14 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 21 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says:
- At least they are finally together.
A guy sitting in the front row says:
- Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?
The priest says:
- I mean her legs.

Animated joke - Women's legs. Joke in English.

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